Wednesday, February 3, 2016

NEXT 20

51] Waiting for wi-fi network.


52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.


53] One more password got married…!!


54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.


55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.


56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.


57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!


58] Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.


59] I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.


60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.


61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


62] Status under construction.


63] Take Life, one cup at a time!


64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.


65] Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.


66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.


67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)


68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(


69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.


70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent

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